OH DONNA!

    Senior citizen and cross-dresser Don "Donna Simone" Geiger recovers from attempted rape.

75 year old cross-dressing man victim of attempted rape.

3 Aug 2014--Local--Street Beat
Story by Le Cavalier

HOLLYWOOD, CA. -- On Friday, Aug 1, at 9PM, police responded to an alleged 

attempted robbery and rape in the Silverlake area of east Hollywood.  75 year old 

cross-dresser, Don Geiger, who goes by the name Donna Simone when dressed in 

woman's clothing, was the apparent victim of a large Caucasian man who put him 

through a harrowing ordeal.  

     The incident happened along Fountain Ave. just west of the Sunset junction.  

Geiger, whose married and claims to be a straight man, reported taking a stroll in 

his favorite linen sun dress and arabian canvas sandal's when he said,

someone approached him from behind.  "I heard a whisper over my shoulder.

When I turned to see who it was, I was punched in the jaw and kicked in the 

stomach."  Stunned but still conscience, he recalls his arm being violently yanked by 

the man who was pulling at his purse until the strap broke.  The suspect proceeded 

to drag Geiger into an alleyway where he slammed him to the ground behind 

dumpsters.  "I knew then and their I had to fight.  I was in the Navy Seabee's back 

in the 50's you know, but that was decades ago.  I'm an old man now, so he kinda 

had the drop on me."  

     Overcoming Geiger's resistance, he straddled on top of him and pinned him to 

the ground.  The villain then pulled his own pants down before ripping Geiger's 

dress away.  "Boy did he get a big surprise then!" Geiger jeered.  "I had no 

undershorts on that day.  My wife Estelle was doing laundry and I had no underwear 

on!"  He continued, "He just stood there staring at my junk, you know?  I'm sure he wasn't counting on 

that!"  But Geiger wasted no time, he quickly went into action.  "I scrambled to my feet while he was 

gazing and grabbed the nearest object I could find--a Michelob bottle."  

     Breaking it over his assailant's head, Geiger bundled himself up and ran towards 

Sunset Blvd yelling for help.  A few workers at the "Crossroads" clothing company 

came to his aid.  Leading them back to the alley, they found only drops of blood 

trailing from the dumpster to the other end of the alley, the pervert had gotten away.  

     Relieved, albeit shell shocked, Geiger conceded, "If I had been a real woman, it 

would have been curtains for me!"  Estelle, his wife for 50 years, had this to say, 

"I've warned him time and time again that someday this would happen.  The old 

coot makes for a beautiful woman...irresistible!"  

     A few neighbors reported seeing a suspicious man lurking the area prior to this 

incident.  Sketchers are now working with them to produce an image for public 

distribution.  Any information leading to the arrest of this individual should be 

directed towards the Hollywood Police Department tipster hotline.  An investigation 

has been launched.