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Tuesday, August 5, 2014

MOBSTER MISTAKENLY KIDNAP'S OWN SON

Murphy "Poky" Granthum being held without bail at the London Constable's Office

Liverpool Henchman Suffers A Severe Case Of Mistaken Identity.

5 Aug 2014-- INTERNATIONAL--GLOBAL WATCH
STORY BY LE CAVALIER

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LONDON, U.K.-- A notorious gangster belonging to the Liverpool Hardingwell Firm, is being

held without bail in a London jail for accidentally kidnapping his own son.  

     Murphy Granthum, known as "Poky", intended to nab the son of Marc Richard, a business 

owner who fell in debt with the Hardingwell firm last year.   Sources say, Granthum was hand 

picked to do the job because his own son attended the same primary school as Richard's.  

     On the afternoon of the kidnapping, the school was having a fancy dress party in 

celebration of the student's high test scores.  "I was told the boy would be dressed like Darth 

Vader.  That was my target--Darth Vader," Granthum said handcuffed to a gurney.

     Unbeknowst to him, his own son had decided to wear the same costume.  Police told us 

Granthum hid behind a wall as the children made their way through a narrow corridor.  Tying a 

piece of candy to a string, he lured his victim away from the group towards his dark hideout.  

When the boy was close enough Granthum threw a sack over his head and smothered his 

face to his chest preventing screams for help.

     "That wasn't the end of it," Chief Inspector Roland said.  "Granthum gave his boy a folding 

blade for situations such as this and the boy did just what he was tought to do, he stabbed his 

captor square in the chest."  With a knife embedded in his sternum, Granthum dropped the 

boy and fell to the ground.  Screaming for help, the boy pulled off the hood and costume 

helmet only to see his father lying in a pool of blood.  Granthum, looking up at his terrified son, 

could only murmer, "You're not supposed to be Darth Vader!", before passing out.  Police 

arrived and placed him under arrest while paramedics administered first aid.  No information 

concerning judiciary proceedings have been released.  
     

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